Week 5 Update

Surprisingly, there’s not much to say about Week 5. The 6 undefeated teams still remain undefeated while the only winless team left in the entire league lost yet another game. But you know what? The meme to your left sums up my feelings this week. Fantasy Football is why I have trust issues.

This week’s Fantasy winner was Melissa with 109 points! Congrats!

Did you know Josh McCown was the highest scoring player this week in Fantasy? And that the highest scoring RB was from the damn Buccaneers? Trust. Issues. Your bye week teams for Week 6 include Cowboys, Raiders, Rams and Buccaneers.










Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 5 Highlights:
» » Hail Mary? Yeah sure why the hell not?



» » Live action shot of how the Redskins literally handed this game over to the Falcons.




» » This was incredible! The ball never touched the ground (held between his calfs) & it was ruled a TD!



» » Seahawks are mad that their ~dynasty only lasted 2 seasons.



» » Aaron Rodgers had 3 turnovers at home but still won because he’s a GOAT.



» » The Chiefs’ kicker forgot that we're not in Week 4 anymore.



» » Conversation overheard:
Payton: Why didn't you put Brees on your Fantasy team this week?
Ryan: Do you see this shit team we have?
Payton: But you start DeMarco Murray instead?
Ryan: Bitch I might.
Payton: This isn't a game of DeMarco Polo, Ryan. Do you see the Cowboys offensive line out there?
Ryan: Yup and we beat the Cowboys last week.
Payton: Whatever, you're gonna lose with that flop.
Ryan: The 1-4 team you're coaching is a flop.



» » It's like watching paint dry.



» » The Bills making solid plays everywhere but on the field.



» » Matthew Stafford seen praying to the Almighty Kanyeezus that his team doesn't go 0-16 again this year.



» » Edelman thought this Cowboys defender might want to go on an extended visit to see all of his teammates that are on the very long injured list.



» » A Raiders fan tells a Broncos fan to calm down with that horrible offense.



» » Patriot fans are still trying to figure out why the 49ers are obsessed with car keys.



» » Le'Veon fucking Bell everybody.




If you look like this guy after these games, don't worry. We still have 10 weeks to go. See you next week!

Week 4 Update

As Week 4 draws to a close, we’re reminded that we are already a quarter of the way through the regular NFL season. ಥ_ಥ Three 0-3 teams (Ravens, Bears, Saints) managed to secure their first win this week but can they follow through with another one? Will Week 5 be a turning point for more teams? Guess we’ll just have to find out.

This week’s Fantasy winner was Stacey with 109 points! Congrats!

The curse of being Scobeed followed a lot of kickers this week. Did you know a total of 14 field goals/extra points were no good? WHAT?! You'll actually see a few of them below! Also, quick reminder that the Jets, Dolphins, Vikings and Panthers will be on a bye so plan accordingly!










Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 4 Highlights:
» » How about that Le’Veon Bell?



» » Scobee is taking the NFL's Breast Cancer Awareness program to new levels by adding a pink slip to his gear. He missed the goal post 2 times & cost the Steelers the win.



» » Apparently it's not illegal to slaughter dolphins in London.



» » Devonta Freeman & the Falcons had no chill against the Texans.



» » Mario Williams reminded us what a Monday morning feels like.



» » Nobody's really sure how Crabtree survived this.



» » Bengals continue to make moves.



» » When you realize just how shitty your team actually is because you have to go into overtime against ... the Jaguars.



» » A play that is only worthy of throwing your Xbox controller at the TV.



» » #InChipWeTrust to still lose.



» » Tramon Williams jumped offsides and gave the Chargers another opportunity to kick a winning field goal. #JustClevelandBrownsThings



» » The Rams didn't spend too much time sleeping after this play. They actually beat the Cardinals!



» » This is why you never let Adrian Peterson have running room.



» » Aaron Rodgers. #GOAT



» » Meanwhile elsewhere in San Francisco...



» » With the shortest overtime ever in NFL's regular season, Drew Brees nabs his 400th career TD pass.



» » Do you see this shit right here? Incredible play by Kam Chancellor but batting the ball out of the endzone is an illegal move! The refs did not throw out a flag which would have made it Lions ball instead of a touchback. #TheLionsWereRobbed #FailMaryIsBack #DRAMA






Until next week... party hard like this guy!!

Week 3 Update

And that’s a wrap on Week 3 games! Common theme? Allowing opponents to score wayyyy too much in 2nd half, which actually cost some teams the win as you’ll see in the recap below.

Conquering Fantasy this week was Melissa with 152 points! Congrats to myself I guess. Also extending a congratulations to Stacey and Christina who won against their opponents this week!

Who’s ready for Week 4? Reminder that the Patriots and Titans will be on a bye so just be aware when choosing players this week! The Jets will also be battling the Dolphins in London, England at 9:30am this Sunday. Fun stuff!





Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 3 Highlights:
» » The Giants decided that they actually wanted to win this week against the Redskins.



» » The Bengals gave up 17 points in the 4th quarter but still managed to secure a win against the Ravens, who are now 0-3 for the first time in franchise history.



» » The Panthers are now 3-0 after this OBJ-esque interception near the end of the game.



» » Even this dog doesn’t want to be associated with the Browns who lost against the Raiders this week.



» » The Cowboys choked in the 2nd half and gave up 22 points to the Falcons.



» » The Texans won against the Buccaneers.



» » Adrian Peterson is officially back and makin’ moves.



» » Did anyone think the Jaguars would actually win?



» » The Jets wanted to rid themselves of the infamous butt fumble so they did this instead.




» » The Rams turf caught on fire during player intros but we certainly know it wasn’t their outstanding play action that caused it.



» » Le’Veon Bell is back from suspension and already flying over defenders.



» » Big Ben left the stadium on crutches on Sunday and will be out 4-6 weeks for a MCL sprain and bone bruise.



» » The Colts are still playing like garbage but managed to scored 21 points against the Titans in the 4th quarter to win the game.



» » Colin fucking Kaepernick. That’s it. That’s the joke. (9/19, 67 YDS, 4 INT)





» » Dolphin fans hate themselves for being Dolphin fans.



» » Bear players were seen doing this yet they scored ZERO points against the Seahawks.



» » Broncos won but continue to struggle with their offence. Nice caught from 5’11” Sanders tho.



» » Aaron GODgers remained flawless scoring 5 TDs against the Chiefs. #bless





Onto Week 4!