Week 3 Update

And that’s a wrap on Week 3 games! Common theme? Allowing opponents to score wayyyy too much in 2nd half, which actually cost some teams the win as you’ll see in the recap below.

Conquering Fantasy this week was Melissa with 152 points! Congrats to myself I guess. Also extending a congratulations to Stacey and Christina who won against their opponents this week!

Who’s ready for Week 4? Reminder that the Patriots and Titans will be on a bye so just be aware when choosing players this week! The Jets will also be battling the Dolphins in London, England at 9:30am this Sunday. Fun stuff!





Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 3 Highlights:
» » The Giants decided that they actually wanted to win this week against the Redskins.



» » The Bengals gave up 17 points in the 4th quarter but still managed to secure a win against the Ravens, who are now 0-3 for the first time in franchise history.



» » The Panthers are now 3-0 after this OBJ-esque interception near the end of the game.



» » Even this dog doesn’t want to be associated with the Browns who lost against the Raiders this week.



» » The Cowboys choked in the 2nd half and gave up 22 points to the Falcons.



» » The Texans won against the Buccaneers.



» » Adrian Peterson is officially back and makin’ moves.



» » Did anyone think the Jaguars would actually win?



» » The Jets wanted to rid themselves of the infamous butt fumble so they did this instead.




» » The Rams turf caught on fire during player intros but we certainly know it wasn’t their outstanding play action that caused it.



» » Le’Veon Bell is back from suspension and already flying over defenders.



» » Big Ben left the stadium on crutches on Sunday and will be out 4-6 weeks for a MCL sprain and bone bruise.



» » The Colts are still playing like garbage but managed to scored 21 points against the Titans in the 4th quarter to win the game.



» » Colin fucking Kaepernick. That’s it. That’s the joke. (9/19, 67 YDS, 4 INT)





» » Dolphin fans hate themselves for being Dolphin fans.



» » Bear players were seen doing this yet they scored ZERO points against the Seahawks.



» » Broncos won but continue to struggle with their offence. Nice caught from 5’11” Sanders tho.



» » Aaron GODgers remained flawless scoring 5 TDs against the Chiefs. #bless





Onto Week 4!

Week 2 Update

Week 2 games have officially drawn to a close and what a ride they were! We saw a lot of upsets, some great plays and most importantly, the Jets are now 2-0!

So how did your Fantasy team do? Team Person lead the charge this week with a whopping 112 points thanks to her Broncos-dominated roster. Congrats Christina!

Surprisingly, all Fantasy teams now have 1-1 records. Everyone should expect a showdown in Week 3 where all owners will be on the hunt to pull ahead of the pack. Get your rosters ready and choose wisely!





Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 2 Highlights:
» » The Browns, Buccaneers, Redskins, Jaguars and Raiders all won this week! No I'm serious look it up.



» » Jamaal Charles is the most hated person in Kansas City.



» » The Bills talked a lot of shit and ate it too.



» » Cam Newton is the new Superman.



» » Nobody thought it was possible but there is actually somebody worse than Jay Cutler.



» » Johnny Manziel actually threw passes like this all day and sealed a win for the Browns.


» » A shoulder injury could potentially cause Drew Brees to miss the entire season.


» » Kaepernick forgot which way to run.



» » Last year’s Super Bowl contender (*cough* who lost) is currently 0-2.



» » Eli Manning and the Giants still suck.



» » Even Tony Romo’s own clavicle hates him. He'll be out 8-10 weeks.



» » Andrew Luck is out of luck.




Until next week...

Welcome to Fantasy Football

Welcome #n00bs to our first Fantasy Football League! None of us have any idea what we're doing but we're all in this together. We can't deny that football is the greatest sport on TV and it's time for us to have some fun by making things a little more interesting. So saddle up, get your picks ready, grab a drink or 2 (maybe 5) and prepare to yell a lot on Sundays because this shit is happening! Let's enjoy some football! #patriotssuck #cowboyssuck #aaronrodgerscangetit #omaha #nickfolkmvp #seahawksshouldhaveranit #elieli0and2 #imjustheresoiwontgetfined

"I believe this is the year we're going to win the Super Bowl." – Rex Ryan every year

“Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.” – John Madden