Surprisingly, there’s not much to say about Week 5. The 6 undefeated teams still remain undefeated while the only winless team left in the entire league lost yet another game. But you know what? The meme to your left sums up my feelings this week. Fantasy Football is why I have trust issues.This week’s Fantasy winner was Melissa with 109 points! Congrats!
Did you know Josh McCown was the highest scoring player this week in Fantasy? And that the highest scoring RB was from the damn Buccaneers? Trust. Issues. Your bye week teams for Week 6 include Cowboys, Raiders, Rams and Buccaneers.
Missed the games? No problem! Check out these Week 5 Highlights:
» » Hail Mary? Yeah sure why the hell not?
» » Live action shot of how the Redskins literally handed this game over to the Falcons.
» » This was incredible! The ball never touched the ground (held between his calfs) & it was ruled a TD!
» » Seahawks are mad that their ~dynasty only lasted 2 seasons.
» » Aaron Rodgers had 3 turnovers at home but still won because he’s a GOAT.
» » The Chiefs’ kicker forgot that we're not in Week 4 anymore.
» » Conversation overheard:
Payton: Why didn't you put Brees on your Fantasy team this week?
Ryan: Do you see this shit team we have?
Payton: But you start DeMarco Murray instead?
Ryan: Bitch I might.
Payton: This isn't a game of DeMarco Polo, Ryan. Do you see the Cowboys offensive line out there?
Ryan: Yup and we beat the Cowboys last week.
Payton: Whatever, you're gonna lose with that flop.
Ryan: The 1-4 team you're coaching is a flop.
» » It's like watching paint dry.
» » The Bills making solid plays everywhere but on the field.
» » Matthew Stafford seen praying to the Almighty Kanyeezus that his team doesn't go 0-16 again this year.
» » Edelman thought this Cowboys defender might want to go on an extended visit to see all of his teammates that are on the very long injured list.
» » A Raiders fan tells a Broncos fan to calm down with that horrible offense.
» » Patriot fans are still trying to figure out why the 49ers are obsessed with car keys.
» » Le'Veon fucking Bell everybody.
If you look like this guy after these games, don't worry. We still have 10 weeks to go. See you next week!
As Week 4 draws to a close, we’re reminded that we are already a quarter of the way through the regular NFL season. ಥ_ಥ Three 0-3 teams (Ravens, Bears, Saints) managed to secure their first win this week but can they follow through with another one? Will Week 5 be a turning point for more teams? Guess we’ll just have to find out. 
